Valentine’s Day is in two days, but I also accept tributes year-round
My Dearest Secret Admirers,
Thank you for your admiration, be it in secret or public declaration. I do prefer the former until you are formally vetted.
This Valentine’s Day, aside from the usual daily flowers and roses that I always accept, I wish to inform you that Le Labo has a few products I am eying and vying for, and you would briskly be moved up a few notches on my list of interest and intent if these found their way onto my desk.